Unless Ricky Gervais is hosting drunk and ripping on Hollywood celebrities, there's still no better awards show than the WWE Slammy Awards. This year's featured the return of Ric Flair to WWE, which is enough to give this show a thumbs up from me. But a bunch of other ridiculous stuff happened too. I hung around to watch Monday Night RAW live and tweet through the whole show. Like the Slammys and WWE in general are these days, my tweets are unapologetically AJ Lee-centric.
Ah. The @wwe #SlammyAwards. Which Slammy am I most excited for? Why, #KissoftheYear of course. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Perhaps my @wwe #SlammyAwards second and third screen experience is excessive. #RAW twitter.com/BackoftheHead/…
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
All I know is the #SlammyAwards for #MarriageProposaloftheYear should go to @heymanhustle proposing to @wweajlee . #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
When will @theshieldwwe bring the sword to @wweajlee, if you know what I mean? #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Wooooooooo! #RAW #SlammyAwards instagr.am/p/TXDywNCcOQ/
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
#SlammyAwards @cmpunk's logic is so impeccable, he has a degree from the Vulcan Science Academy. #SuperstaroftheYear #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
I cannot F'N believe Ric Flair is here on #RAW and the tally for Wrestlers Crying remains at 0. #SlammyAwards
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
#SlammyAwards Tally of Things I Like: Number of "I Love You"s said: 2, Number of Wrestlers Crying: 0, Number of Wrestlers Singing: 0. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Unfortunately, @therock isn't scheduled to appear via satellite until the 11pm hour when he and @johncena win #MatchoftheYear #SlammyAwards
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Once again, @wwe ignores my suggestion for #HashtagoftheYear: #ShortsAuthority @wweajlee #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
WHAT A GREAT NIGHT! THANKS TO ALL MY LOYAL FANS! SO HAPPY TO BE HOME!
— Ric Flair® (@RicFlairNatrBoy) December 18, 2012
No "Jinder takes it up the ass! Doo-dah! Doo-dah!" chant? Really, Philly? Really? #SlammyAwards #RAW #TommyDreamer #ECW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
There could well be a future for @mikethemiz and @vivadelrio - Team Inexplicably Babyface. #RAW #SlammyAwards
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
One man will win #NewcomeroftheYear. The other three will be #FutureEndeavored. #RAW #SlammyAwards
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
I voted for @antoniocesaro for #NewcomeroftheYear in five different languages on five different platforms. #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
The irony of if @johncena vs. @therock wins #MatchoftheYear is that it's actually the least of the 4 nominees. #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Voted @johncena vs. Brock Lesnar #MatchoftheYear, which I recreated a dozen times on #WWE13 with Brock choking each time. #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Cancel @therock's via satellite feed. #MatchoftheYear #upset #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Where is my Slammy for categorically disagreeing with the @wweuniverse on every #SlammyAwards? #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
At least @theshieldwwe didn't rupture @thetommydreamer's nuts with a kendo stick. #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother? #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
This crowd in Philadelphia may have been the first ever to hear @wweajlee's entire theme song. #LightItUp #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Looking back on 2012, it's really incredible how much @wwe invested in @wweajlee. Most prominent Diva not named @trishstratuscom or McMahon.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
@backofthehead @wweajlee also took her opportunity and ran with it. She put in huge amounts of work. No wanted it more than her.
— Robby Fischer (@robbyfischer) December 18, 2012
Oh my God! @wweajlee just pulled a Sunny when she inexplicably managed Farooq! Where is this black guy's Roman helmet? #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012
Evident all year, but after this latest, now it really must be said: @wweajlee has horrible taste in men. Worst one yet. #SlammyAwards #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 18, 2012