"So, how did you celebrate Black History Month?" "Well, I watched the entire The Brady Bunch series start to finish on Hallmark HD." (True)
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 22, 2013
Yes, this is indeed true. Some random Brady Tweets:
There were more actual Hawaiians in The Brady Bunch in Hawaii 3 parter than there were in the entirety of Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor. (Zero)
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 22, 2013
From Grand Canyon to Carol's fender bender season 3 of The Brady Bunch was excellent. Though it did peter out near the end, no pun intended.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
And now, Live Tweeting an episode of The Brady Bunch, a.k.a. How I Spent My Friday Night. (Note I managed to misspell "Marcia" Brady every single time.):
I will now live tweet The Brady Bunch season 4 episode "Love and the Older Man". Also known as the Mrs. Marsha Dentist episode. #FridayNight
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
This is the episode when Marsha fell in love with the new family dentist, Dr. Stanley Vogel. No relation to Mike Vogel, movie and TV star.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
My base analysis of most Brady Bunch episodes is each week one or more Brady kids has a psychotic break from reality. It's a Marsha week.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Dr/ Vogel wanted Marsha to babysit for him on Friday night while he takes his wife to the ballet. He asks Mike's permission, which...
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
...the three Brady girls interpret as some sort of old timey ritual of asking the parent for the daughter's hand. Because that makes sense.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
You can understand how Marsha would misinterpret it. Dr. Vogel never once used the word "babysit" to her. Also, she's an idiot.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
When she's in the dentist chair and Dr. Vogel's back is turned, Marsha repeatedly checks out his ass. They grow up so quickly, these Bradys.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
I like Marsha putting on her "mature" airs now that she thinks an older man wants to bone her. She has no time for "immature" boys' dicks.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Marsha not only has no trouble believing a guy who's probably 30 is interested in her but that her parents are gung ho for it. She's 15.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Marsha daydream sequences her wedding as Mrs. Marsha Dentist. Just a step less crazy than when Bobby dreamed he met alien midgets in a UFO.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Marsha has a second daydream that she and Dr. Vogel live in the Brady house and there's a dentist chair in the living room. Rinse and spit.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Jan breaks it to Marsha that Dr. Vogel is married. Marsha immediately runs to Alice, the unmarried, unlucky in love housekeeper for counsel.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Marsha dramatically ends her "affair" with Dr. Vogel, then switches personality back to giddy 15 year old. Vogel still never said "babysit".
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Just out of my own curiosity, what would have happened if Dr. Vogel used the nitrous on Marsha? A question for Brady XXX fan fiction.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
Marsha goes back to cock teasing Greg's friends and other boys her age. Also, the Brady boys nearly kill Alice with a go-cart. All's well.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) February 23, 2013
In conclusion: when it's time to change, you've got to rearrange who you are and what you're gonna be. Sha na na na na.
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