Live Tweeting the 2014 WWE Slammy Awards

LIVE TWEETING THE 2014 WWE SLAMMY AWARDS 

The pomp and splendor of WWE's annual awards ceremony, the Slammy Awards, never fails to entertain and/or confound. Hangin' and bangin' for almost four hours combined with the RAW Pre-Show on WWE Network and Monday Night RAW live on the USA Network, here's my live tweet of last night's pageantry:

#RAW Pre-Show @WWENetwork kicks off with the first #Slammys awarded. The 37th Slammys were in 1987; this is the 64th Annual Slammy Awards.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#TellMeYouDidntJustSayThat #Slammy. I voted @BellaTwins: "I wish you died in the womb!" I'd say it to my twin, but I killed him in the womb.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Congrats to @RusevBUL @LanaWWE for winning their first #Slammy! @TheRock helped. But let's all thank the great leader Vladimir Putin.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I won! I won!!! 🎉💪😜 Hahaha sorry @HEELZiggler & @WWERobinson! #BestHairSlammy pic.twitter.com/saYXITCjZu
— Summer Rae (@RealSummerWWE) December 9, 2014

#TagTeamoftheYear, a #Slammy so prestigious, so coveted, it's being awarded at 7:43 on the #RAW Pre-Show. I voted @mikethemiz and #Mizdow.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

More #Slammy Winners just announced, via http://t.co/ivX238IeTi! #TheBunny @TheRock @WWERollins (2x) pic.twitter.com/jVwyhBGAMq
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

It's only the #RAW Pre-Show and @WWERollins has already won 2 Slammys. Seth Rollins is Mr. #Slammy in the Bank.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#WWE Universe, Uso stupid. #TagTeamofTheYear #Slammy @mikethemiz and @TheDamienSandow would concur.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#BreakoutStaroftheYear #Slammy: I voted for the undefeated super athlete and hero of the Russian Federation @RusevBUL @LanaWWE. #SHUTTUP
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Dean Ambrose won #BreakoutStaroftheYear #Slammy? It's all just a popularity contest! Congrats @TheDeanAmbrose. We all like you.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

More #Slammy Award winners via http://t.co/ivX238IeTi: @WWEDanielBryan @BellaTwins @RealHughJackman #TheAuthority pic.twitter.com/VREK1s7cMy
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

If @RealHughJackman won a #Slammy (deserved), then @TheDamianSandow as MAGNETO deserves one too! Or use his magnetic powers to take Hugh's.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#HashtagoftheYear #Slammy winner is #RKOOuttaNowhere? That hashtag is just a fad. It's not even worth #NineNinetyNine.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Enjoy the #SLAMMY Awards tonight...I always did. #BestHair #Raw http://t.co/94ALxZbhUF
— Triple H (@TripleH) December 9, 2014

Welcome @SethGreen, host of @WWE #RAW and the 2014 #Slammy Awards!! pic.twitter.com/PWlmnmHVQW
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#ThisIsAwesome Moment of the Year #Slammy is a really tough call. I voted for @Sting because it might mean @TripleH @StephMcMahon may accept
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

From the #WWEApp: No one person has the elusive "SEGOT" ... #RAW #Slammy pic.twitter.com/d4NARl96YX
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#ThisIsAwesome Moment of the Year #Slammy goes to @Sting! Who can't be at #RAW. thus there will be no awesome moment tonight! Of course not.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Did I ever win a #Slammy?
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) December 9, 2014

Actually happy to see #BigJohnny. Finally some charisma and electricity on this show. #Slammy #RAW #PeoplePower
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#SurpriseReturn oftheYear #Slammy technically should go to @TheRock. It was the only one unadvertised and thus an actual surprise.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

The late @UltimateWarrior won for #SurpriseReturn of the Year #Slammy. Not a surprise, and neither was his return. RIP.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Time for some FLAIR on #RAW!! @WWENXT #WomensChampion @MsCharlotteWWE is LIVE on @USA_Network! pic.twitter.com/wyv7bSwymM
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

In 2012, @RicFlairNatrBoy made his @WWE return at the #Slammy Awards. It's only fitting his daughter @MsCharlotteWWE debuts on the Slammys.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I think the last time Ashley Flair @MsCharlotteWWE was on #RAW she was in tears as @EdgeRatedR blooded her dad in a TLC match. #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

What happens when a guy retires but never seems to leave? Welcome back again Santino Marella to present #OMG #Slammy. @milanmiracle
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#OMGShockingMoment of the Year #Slammy can only go to @BrockLesnar ending the Streak. Runner up OMG: @WWEMarkCalaway is on Twitter!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Thus Sunday at #WWETLC: @WWEBrayWyatt v. @TheDeanAmbrose in a Tables, Ladders and Rocking Chairs match, sponsored by @CrackerBarrel.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#DivaoftheYear #Slammy. @WWEAJLee 3 time champ, beat whole roster at WM. @RealPaigeWWE 2x champ. Nikki 1x champ. Brie got Nikki coffee.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#DivaOfTheYear #Slammy: @WWEAJLee!! The only right choice. The gross injustice of not winning the 2013 Slammy has been righted. Congrats!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Your 2014 #DivaOfTheYear is ..... @WWEAJLee!! #Slammy #RAW pic.twitter.com/yv8qScWUxU
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

And @WWEAJLee is the only Diva you'd want to win the #DivaoftheYear #Slammy because she's the only Diva you'd trust to cut a live promo.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I'm like Leo at the oscars right now. Thanks for the shoutout anyways @WWEAJLee 😘 pic.twitter.com/LEsw93gHzO
— PAIGE (@RealPaigeWWE) December 9, 2014

#LOLMoment of the Year #Slammy: @WWEAdamRose muttering into the microphone is better than all three of the #RAW announcers put together.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#LOLMoment of the Year #Slammy: @TheDamienSandow! Congrats. I wish you had an angry #Mizdow Girl like @mikethemiz did when he won his Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

"I'm having a great time." - @SethGreen is a fantastic actor. #RAWTonight
— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) December 9, 2014

#MatchoftheYear #Slammy: Note that @DaveBautista is a nominee in two Match of the Year candidates. Oh, and he's a real movie star too.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

My #MatchoftheYear #Slammy vote goes to @TheShieldWWE vs. #Evolution @TripleH @DaveBautista @RandyOrton. Most violent, intense brawl of 2014
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Won't argue with #MatchoftheYear #Slammy winner. The #SurvivorSeries match was terrific. Congrats @HEELZiggler @JohnCena. Pure entertainment
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Welcome back @TheRealRVD to present #ExtremeMoment of the Year! #Slammy #RVD  #MrMondayNight #ExtremeTuxedo pic.twitter.com/XonDf6vJDW
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#WinkoftheYear goes to @BrockLesnar winking at the camera. #EatSleepConquerJohnCena #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Suppose WWE World Champion @BrockLesnar won't collect his #OMGMoment #Slammy until January when he's next contractually obligated to return.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#ExtremeMoment of the Year #Slammy: @IamJericho! I hope this makes it into his fourth bestselling memoir. Congrats, Y2J!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Finally. #SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy and presented by King @BookerT5x! Has Booker ever won a #TellMeYouDidntSayThat Slammy?
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I voted @BrockLesnar #SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy. He ended The Streak, he's @WWE World Champion, and he's never on #RAW so he never bores me
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy: @WWERomanReigns. For what exactly? Maybe we'll find out next year.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

That's the end of the #Slammy Awards for me. I wouldn't buy a #Slammy from @WWEShop http://t.co/o1XLBEA9AP I might win one someday.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014